AmsterDAM!

Our first post COVID international trip! Well, maybe it's post COVID? It's hard to tell.  We escorted my parents from DC to Amsterdam for a short adventure before they joined up with their friends to take a Viking river cruise through central Europe. 

We absolutely loved Amsterdam! It's a beautiful city, easy to navigate, and full of delicious things to eat.  We stayed at the Doubletree Centraal Station, which was a very convenient location for a short stay where we all needed to end up on the train (us back to the airport :( and my parents on to Paris).  It was located immediately across from the train station, which allowed us to easily grab trams to tourist activities, and had lovely views of the canal.   

During our stay we went to the Van Gogh museum and the Rijksmuseum - both amazing collections in their own right.  We went on a canal tour with our new friend Carl and his beautiful boat (https://www.withlocals.com/experience/private-boat-tours-amsterdam-welcome-drink-amsterdam-canals-56434f76/), and took a tour of the Heineken factory.  Spring is a gorgeous time to visit Amsterdam - everything was in bloom both in the city and in the countryside.  The Keukenhof gardens are simply astonishing! We were just past the prime of many of the tulip fields, which are cultivated not for their flowers but for the bulbs, so they get cut early.  But there were still a good number of fields of beautiful flowers.  We also visited the Royal Delft factory, where we all learned how to identify true Royal Delftware.  Good to know for not getting scammed in the future!  Finally, we got up at the crack of dawn to visit the windmills of Zaanse Schans.  A light fog lingered over the marshes, and the birds (geese, pheasants, ducks and song birds) were chattering away.  We were the only ones there at such an early hour, and we got to enjoy a beautiful sunny crisp morning observing the windmills by ourselves.  

We ate at two particularly lovely restaurants.  The first is Moon, a very slowly rotating restaurant located in the A'Dam Lookout Tower offering a great meal, with the most delicious fries any of us have ever eaten, and spectacular views of the city.  Our final night we went to De Kas, which I must say is not for the faint of heart or pallet! It is a seasonal prefix menu with no alternatives, and does feature some rather exotic items.  The night we were there the main course was lamb neck, for instance.  But every item was delicious, if not spectacularly so (I'm looking at you, goat cheese mousse). And the building itself, in the City's historic central greenhouse in the middle of a park, was extremely beautiful and soothing.  The pace of dining in Amsterdam is...leisurely.  Which we ended up enjoying, because it allowed you to relax and really savor the food and the moment.  Although it did mean that the night we sat down to eat at 8pm we didn't finish until after 10:30, which was perhaps a bit too late!       

We definitely want to go back to Amsterdam.  We only scratched the surface of the city, and of the Netherlands more generally.

Thailand - Two Terrific Years Together

In order to make up for the massive back log, I guess I’m going to have to do some high level trip reviews, and then try to fill in with more color as I go forward. So, with that being said, I think I’ll work from biggest trips to smaller weekend adventures. Starting with Thailand.

For our second anniversary trip, we decided to head to Asia.  We planned to go straight from family Christmas celebrations in Long Beach, California to Seoul, South Korea to visit Devin’s friends, and then on to Thailand.  Translating this – we were going from East Coast winter, to moderate California weather, to EFFING FREEZING Seoul, to the hot humid summer weather of Thailand. So, this required a lot of packing.

The details:

We booked all sorts of things this trip. Korean Air, red-eye, to Seoul/Bangkok (on Christmas night).  Aloft Hotel in Seoul. Conrad Koh Samui. Millennium Hilton in Bangkok. Singapore Air business class from Bangkok to JFK with a long layover in Singapore.  American Airlines from JFK to DC (Devin wants to let you all know that this last flight sucked).

We did two full days in Seoul. Four days in Koh Samui. Three days in Bangkok. 8 hours in Singapore. Plus many many hours on planes (14 to Seoul, and about 24 to get back to the good old US of A).     

The highlights:

The Conrad Koh Samui. OMG SO AMAZING TOTALLY WORTH THE TRIP INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL AND WE PAID NEARLY NOTHING FOR THIS GORGEOUS ROOM.  Yeah. We really loved this hotel.  Our beautiful personal infinity pool. The luxurious and spacious room with the gorgeous bath tub that looked out over the Gulf of Thailand. The primo service.  The secluded environment (which some people find a downside, but I thought was a huge plus). Honestly, this hotel was top notch, and really rivaled our hotel in the Maldives.  Oh, and the Gold member breakfast? It. Was. Awesome.  

The Raccoon Café and the Traditional Tea House, Seoul. I wish I had been a little more brave in interacting with the raccoons.  But they’re seriously cute critters.  Plus one of them tried to bite some dumb girl who repeatedly tried to selfie with it. Good on you, Rocky Raccoon.  Good on you.  And I love the café and tea house culture of Seoul, in general.

The Executive Lounge at the Millennium Bangkok.  I recalled this lounge being primo from my prior trip, and it continues to be so.  Amazing views of the river and the city, tons of delicious food and alcoholic beverages (cocktails, wine, and beer).  Breakfast was a sumptuous spread plus made to order eggs and omelets.   They even offered afternoon tea and snacks.  They definitely treat loyal Hilton Honors members right. 

So. Much. Delicious. Food.  Yes, there were some misses (that weird lunch restaurant on our first day in Korea that never provided us with a menu and served some type of unknown fish soup – eh).  But overall there was just a ton of delicious food on this trip.  Amazing Korean BBQ. Hot bibimbap on a bitterly cold night.  Thai BBQ on our patio on our anniversary.  Modern Thai at Jahn. Amazing pad thai in a sketchy little hole in the wall.  A gorgeous outdoor dinner in the courtyard at MahaNaga, which reminded me so much of New Orleans. The absurdly expensive rooftop dinner at Sirocco & Sky Bar (the dinner was very good, but at a minimum this is a must visit drink location).  An overwhelming amount of traditional food on our dinner cruise down the Chao Phraya.  Delicious food was everywhere, and we took full advantage of it.        

Wifi Everywhere!  At the airport in Seoul we rented a mobile wifi unit for super cheap.  This was also available in Thailand, although we didn’t feel the need to do it because there was excellent quality wifi pretty much everywhere we went.  Even one of the temples (Wat Benchamabophit) had free wifi for tourists! Honestly, this is one of the things that amazes me when I think about it.  On my first international trip in 2005, we didn’t have cell phones with us because international calling plans were crazy expensive.  We had no internet anywhere we stayed, and we had to go use internet cafes at a steep 2 euros per 15 minutes on non-English keyboards to stay in touch with everyone at home.  I cannot believe how far the world has come, and how easy it is to stay plugged in.  Whether that’s a good or a bad thing, I’m not sure. But it really is amazing!   

The not-so-high-lights:

Seoul in the bitter cold.  We went to one of the palaces, and it was just too damn cold to make it enjoyable.  You know when you don’t want to walk in the King’s Secret Garden? When it’s 14 degrees plus a serious windchill, and there’s nothing at all that’s really alive in the garden (except for a fat cat laying in the winter sun!) because oh hey it’s the dead of winter.  I’m sure the garden is ridiculously lovely in the spring and summer, though.

The longest airport line I have ever been in. The line to check in for Korean Air in Seoul was INSANELY long. And we actually arrived early (at least for us).  The check-in line wound through about ten very long snaking dividers. Then all the way down the entire bank of check in locations. Then around the corner. Then part way down the other side of check in banks.  I was in the line for nearly two full hours.  We hadn’t even made it to the front (we were about four families away) when they did last call for check-in for our flight, and we had to leave the line, go to another check-in bank, and get in the last minute queue.  They didn’t even give us priority security, though! Seoul has three security options: priority, pre-check (or something like that), and regular. Luckily they allowed us into the pre-check line, because the regular line was crazy long and we only had about 25 minutes to get through security and to our gate.  Which, of course, we got there and they delayed our flight! All’s well that ends well, I guess?     

Snorkeling in Koh Samui. Meh.  First off, I apparently put the spout of my awesome new snorkel mask (thanks, Grandparents!) on backward.  Which caused me to occasionally be completely shut off from oxygen so that I was desperately gasping for air and thrashing about.  Lesson learned very quickly! But the snorkeling was, overall, a rather meh experience.  Definitely not as nice as the Maldives, or Hawaii.  The water on our first day was extremely rough, and so there was lots of debris reducing visibility to nearly nothing.  Combined with my near suffocation, this wasn’t the best experience.  On our second day of snorkeling, we want to Ang Thong National Marine Park.  And the snorkeling there was better, but there didn’t seem to be the diversity of aquatic life we had seen in other places.  So, that was rather disappointing.  But the trip to Ang Thong was, otherwise, very fun.     

Touristing in Bangkok. Sigh.  I could have done this so much better.  I really didn’t plan thoroughly enough, and so we wasted a ton of time including getting taken for a bit of a tuktuk scam ride which killed an afternoon.  There was a positive to that, which is that Devin got some beautifully tailored attire, including an awesome suit, for super cheap.  But it still wasn’t worth the afternoon ride when we were on a short time frame.  And the next day we had numerous cab failures, as well as a closed historic location that I had really wanted to visit (their website did NOT say they were closed!).  We did see many of the highlights, including the Grand Palace, Wat Pho, and many other temples.  But there was a ton of wasted time in the hot, polluted city that we could have avoided.  Next time I’ll plan better.  

Weather Delays and a Burst Pipe. Soooo there was a polar vortex and we missed it! But it totally effed up the flights into the East Coast, and caused a long delay before takeoff in Frankfurt. Then an even longer delay once we landed at JFK. However, 1.5 hours of delay before finding a gate was actually a HUGE improvement! The day before we came in the delays were 5+ hours on the tarmac! Once off the plane, we got through immigration very quickly, then had another 45 minutes or so waiting for our bags.  But lucky us, we left the international terminal just as a major water pipe burst and shut down the terminal. Woo! Victory was ours!

Shout-Outs:

Dimas Frolov. Our wonderful photographer on Koh Samui.  He drove us around, took us to a beautiful lunch location on a mountain top, and, most importantly, took GORGEOUS anniversary photos of us! Check him out if you’re ever on the island. https://dimasfrolov.com/

Fall Commences

While it seemed like fall in DC on September 1, we hopped a plane to Denver for the nuptials of Matthew and Caitlin. Our last summer travel adventure for 2017! And it was definitely still summer in Denver!  Since we’ve traveled to Denver many times in the last few years, this gives us a chance to highlight some of our favorite things.

One of our favorite things: Airport Drinking.  Jessica used to be a stingy “don’t buy anything in the airport ever!” type person. But she’s learned to love the celebratory luxury of a drink or two before the plane takes off. It’s a ritual – a signal that the trip has officially commenced. As far as airport drinking is concerned, we love Vino Volo. They have great wines, a few beers, tasty food, and a pleasant place to hang out in an airport. We’ve imbibed at Vino Volo at BWI, Minnesota, SLC, and IAD. If you’re in the airport and need a place to hang for a few hours, check them out!

The flight: We love Southwest. Why? Because in our many many flights, we have rarely paid full price for drinking on Southwest. This flight was just another example. We had three rounds, as did the nice woman from Arizona sitting next to us. We handed the attendant our Southwest credit card, and offered to pay for all of the drinks. He only charged us for ONE drink. Sa-wheat! Seriously, we will pony up the extra cash to fly Southwest, because they have fantastic customer service. Kudos, Southwest!

A big new thing: Silvercar. Silvercar is a luxury car rental company located at a handful of US airports. They exclusively rent Audi A4s. That are silver. Surprise! We decided to give it a go this trip, since we knew we’d need to drive out into the mountains for the wedding. The initial pickup experience was a mixed bag. You have to take a shuttle (Canopy) to the pick-up location, which is off the airport property. This is part of their business model, and apparently how they keep costs down. There was only one person working, and she was overwhelmed and didn’t have time to wash our car or make sure it had a full tank of gas, although she did clean the interior. These are supposed to be standard items. She also backed our Audi into a post as she brought it to us – oops! No harm to the vehicle, though, and she gave a discount for the other items. After our discounts, and a first-timer’s discount, the three day rental cost us $250, which is totally reasonable. And the car? The car was sweeeeeeeeet! It drove like a dream, had gorgeous interior, and came equipped with Sirius radio and the various “fast pass” and express lane items you might need.

This trip gives us the opportunity to highlight another of our favorite things: The Curtis Hotel. This is seriously the best hotel in Denver (particularly for its price point). We love it, and have stayed here on a number of occasions. The décor is awesome and fun and unique, plus there are warm chocolate chip cookies! This trip we were on the One-Hit Wonders floor (floor 5), in one of the hyper-themed rooms: It’s Raining Men (complete with umbrellas and funky wallpaper that had men in rain drops!). Word of warning: all of the elevators in this building are super slow.  Every single time.  We actually found it was worth paying the additional cost for valet to avoid the ridiculous time suck of trying to get down into the parking structure! But the elevators are our only complaint, because the location can’t be beat: right in the heart of the best neighborhood in Denver, next to the Convention center, and with lots of amazing restaurants within walking distance. If you’re going to Denver, stay at the Curtis!

On Saturday: We wandered through the beautifully renovated Union Station – this spot is definitely worth a stop for coffee, drinks, a meal, or some souvenir shopping. There’s a farmer’s market next to Union Station on Saturday, too! We grabbed bottomless brunch at Tamayo, one of Jess’s favorite restaurants in Denver no matter what meal you’re having. Then it was off to the wedding! The wedding was held at Blackstone Rivers Ranch, which is just outside Idaho Springs. We decided to drive the scenic route, US-6, in our spiffy sports car, rather than taking the heavily trafficked I-70. US-6 runs alongside a river, and winds between and literally through the mountains! It’s a beautiful and fun road for driving. We loved the venue, which was forested, with lots of natural wood structures and seats and extra touches. And the weather couldn’t have been better! Congrats to Matt and Cait, on a beautiful wedding.

On Sunday: We decided we had such a great time driving in the mountains on Saturday that we wanted to put some serious mountain miles on the Audi. We did a quick family brunch in Golden, then jumped on I-70 and drove up to Silverthorne to meet with our friends Kate and Andrew. They were staying at Kate’s parents’ ridiculously gorgeous mountain home just outside Silverthorne. The valley views from the Nadeau’s living room were unbelievably beautiful!

From the house, we drove around Dillon Reservoir, and in about 20 minutes we were in Breckenridge. We decided to have lunch and grab drinks at Breckenridge Brewery. The food was great (have the beer chees fries – you’ll thank us), every beer we tried was enjoyable (and not hoppy), and the view from the balcony was just WOWZA beautiful! After lunch we walked through town, popped into some of the cute little shops, and enjoyed the beautiful late summer day. Breckenridge is an absolutely adorable, fun and friendly town. If you have time for a day trip from Denver into the mountains, put rubber to the road!

We dropped Kate and Andrew off, then jumped on the road in the late afternoon. We didn’t have too much traffic, although the traffic on I-70 can be a serious beast – into the mountains at the beginning of the weekend, and back into Denver at the end of the weekend. The drive took us about an hour and forty-five minutes, but we got back into the city and parked with plenty of time to spare before our dinner reservations at Linger.

Linger is located in LoHi. It’s an area that’s really developed a lot in recent years, and is full of fun and hip places to eat, drink, and hang out in the great Denver weather. Linger has a cool rooftop bar, with views of the city, as well as a dining room with cool, modern décor and an interesting menu full of tapas that are, generally, ridiculously large! And tasty. The menu features items drawing inspiration all over the world. We should have come hungrier, because we didn’t even get to make a dent in trying the menu! Oh well. There’s always next time.

The altitude, particularly in Breckenridge, really kicked our butts on Sunday! After dinner, we were totally beat, and turned in early.

On Monday: Departure day. Booooo! We hate leaving Denver. Lucky for us, our friend Diego had just finished his cross-country drive to Denver, where he’s moving from DC, on Sunday night. So we grabbed brunch with Diego and his friend Michael at The Corner Office, which is actually attached to The Curtis. Since it was Labor Day, they were still serving brunch. Jess has the TCO Hash, with a side of Brussels sprouts, and a bottomless (!) brut rose and grapefruit mimosa. Totally delicious!

After breakfast, we hit the road. It took less than 30 minutes to get to the airport, we dropped our Silvercar, and headed to the airport. Denver Airport is one of those places where it is totally worth whatever you have to pay to get TSA pre-check. The regular security line is always monstrous! But, lucky for us, we both have pre-check! We scooted through security, hopped the train, and we made it to our gate in under 15 minutes, and exactly in time to get in line and board our flight.

It was a great trip, and we can’t wait to spend more time in Colorado in the future.

Albany

We don’t have much to say about this trip, but Albany rounded out our August travels. We took a quick hop on a Southwest flight up to Albany to celebrate Devin’s BFF’s birthday. It’s seriously a 50 minute flight. We flew Southwest, and the flight out of BWI was CRAZY delayed (more than three hours). We learned something valuable: BWI shuts down at 11pm. Literally, everything shuts down. No food. No drinks. No nothin’. So, don’t find yourself in BWI after 11pm, friends. It was also one of the only flights where we sat apart, because it was so late, the flight was short, and both of us boarded in the late Bs, so we just grabbed the first available seats.

We spent Sunday at Saratoga Springs, which is a cute little town. Druther’s Brewery is a delicious and hoppin’ spot to grab a bite and a brew. We highly recommend it. And definitely do some window shopping in Saratoga Springs – it’s such an adorable place! Shout-out to Mrs. London’s Bakery, which makes delicious macarons and has fabulous customer service!

Eclipse Time!

We arrived at our eclipse parking spot at 8:15am on a gorgeous western morning. We were directly on the path of totality! We could not have picked a better spot to take in this glorious natural phenomenon. 

First off: shout out to the park service! They had done an AMAZING job of setting up this key road that would be the epicenter of eclipse viewing in Jackson, Wyoming. They had rangers to help guide the parking process, and put up port-o-potties every quarter to half a mile. They even had rangers walking through the crowd with extra eclipse glasses, in case someone forgot them! YAY Rangers!   

Once parked, Devin, Dana, and Jess climbed up the fairly steep slope to explore the options for the actual viewing. Zach hid in the car, because it was still a bit too chilly for his taste. From the top of the slope, we discovered a broad plateau with plenty of room to get away from the other folks who had started lining up on the road. The Tetons rose majestically in the background of this scene.  

We went back to the car, and prepared for a few hours in the field. We packed up the collapsible cooler with some beers, wine, snacks, and waters. We put on sunscreen. We took the lid off the Styrofoam cooler, so Dana would have something to sit on (styrofoam cooler FTW!). And, most critically, we played Total Eclipse of the Heart (the Nikki French version) on repeat, for no less than 20 minutes. We were all so excited, it was hard not to get lured into going up onto the hill too early. There was no reason to leave the car with more than 20 minutes before the eclipse was going to start. But as more people streamed up onto the plateau, we started to get a little antsy about getting up there too.

While there were a few puffy clouds in the sky when we had parked, they cleared out entirely by the time we headed up the plateau to get into position. Many people were parking on the edge of the plateau facing the sun, overlooking the river. But we wanted to be able to see it all – the river and the mountains, unobstructed by others. So we trekked a bit farther into the field, and we were in position and ready by 10am. We opened a few drinks, chatted with the passing ranger, and unpacked our classy eclipse glasses. We socialized with the folks around us, particularly a charming couple named Patrick and Keeliah. We shared some beers with them while we waited for the action to begin.

At exactly 10:18, everyone in the field was facing the sun. A cheer went up as the first little bit of obstruction started. We watched periodically over the next hour, as the eclipse progressed. As we got closer to totality, the “solar snakes” appeared on the ground. You could see the rippling shadows of the solar flares in the waning light. The temperature dropped precipitously in the final 15 minutes before totality, and reached the low 40s during totality, only to spring right back up to 64 degrees, less than 15 minutes after totality ended.  

And totality itself? As it occurred a cry went up in the crowd. It was a mix of jubilation, awe, and excitement. The dark field, the dark Tetons, and the dark sun were an amazing sight to take in. In the aftermath, we each struggled so completely to describe the experience that we’ve each written something trying to capture the moment.

Zach: Hmm... I think the best word to describe it would be surreal. I didn't expect to feel an emotional response to it, but I did. It's just so easy to get wrapped up in whatever random things we spend too much time worrying about here on earth, and in doing so we forget how awesome the universe is. Also, marveling at the eclipse is probably the only thing that the US can unite on in the age of Trump. It was weird that nobody came out to deny the science behind it. I'm ready for April 8, 2024 and the almost 5 minutes of totality it will bring!

Devin: I have experienced more in my 32 years of life than most people do in 80. I’ve seen a partial eclipse and a full lunar eclipse, and I foolishly assumed a full solar eclipse wouldn’t be much different. I didn’t expect the comradery of celebrating and talking with those around us. Once the moon began its interstellar dance with the Earth and the Sun, it became clear that everyone was expecting more than a shadow. As the moon slid into place and I beheld the total eclipse I was left in awe. Everyone, including me, welcomed totality with hoots and whistles, then fell completely silent in the face of this cosmic event. To see something so mundane in cosmic terms, yet so rare in human experience, was unbelievable. I have no words to fully express what I saw that morning, standing in a field in Wyoming, with the Tetons at my back surrounded by my friends and the love of my life as we shared this event.

Jess: I was completely blown away by this experience.  I wasn't really sure what I was expecting - I definitely didn't think it would take my breath away and make me tear up! I couldn't believe how powerful and humbling the experience of seeing this amazing moment, the power of nature, would be.  The time seemed both short, and so incredibly long.  I tried to stop myself and my mind and be caught in those brief two minutes of time, and take in everything around me.  The vast dark plateau and the beauty of the mountains, particularly as totality ended and the sun "rose" again.

Dana: (Apparently Dana was so astonished by the experience that she had NO words! – Just kidding. She’s a busy lady, and we’ll update when she has time to reflect on her experience.)

As totality ended, the sun glimmered out from behind the dark moon and the light rose (again!) on the beautiful mountains. We noticed that our wonderful new friends Patrick and Keeliah were extra-ecstatic, more than “we just saw totality!” ecstatic. Why? Because they got ENGAGED during totality! What a crazy cool thing! Lucky for them, we came prepared for a celebration! We popped open the wine (a Malbec rose, for the curious alcoholics out there), busted out our finest plastic cups, and headed over to toast to their happiness and good fortune. Married life, we told them, is pretty fucking awesome.

We stayed up on the plateau watching the sun come back out for a bit longer, as the field cleared out. As the day warmed up once again, we headed back to the car. The drive back to town took us past one of the most photographed sites in the Jackson area – the T.A. Moulton barn, backed by the Grand Tetons. While the traffic was a bit of a bear, we smiled the whole way. Okay, Zach (the driver) and Jess (the navigator) smiled the whole way. Dana and Devin slept.

But MAN! What an amazing, mind-blowing, awesome experience. We can’t wait to do totality again. Get ready, 2024: here we come!

Total Eclipse of the Park: Utah, Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming!

Jess had seen an article in the December 2016 Southwest Magazine on her Christmas flight suggesting Jackson Wyoming as a fantastic place to see the solar eclipse happening on August 21, 2017. Jess had taken a photo of the entry to remember it. Flash forward to May, 2017. While hanging out with friends Zach and Dana, the subject of the solar eclipse came up and Jessica mentioned the article. The group thought a road trip through Yellowstone sounded like an amazing idea. Since it was late in the game – August is peak tourist season for Yellowstone, and eclipse enthusiasts had been planning their trips years in advance – we initially considered driving an RV through the park because we didn’t think we could get hotel reservations. But after some quick research, we discovered that nice RVs are super expensive, and the entire RV rental process is a pain. Plus none of us had driven an RV before, and it would be impossible to find parking at the major sites, so we would have also had to rent a car. Ugh. No thanks! So the group scrambled to get hotels – limited availability required a different hotel for almost every night, secure a rental car, plot a driving course to maximize the short amount of time they had, and book dinner reservations.

Since this is a road trip, we’ve decided to document the details on a day to day basis. Enjoy!

Day 0.5:

Flight out of DCA on Jet Blue with a layover in Orlando, which was weird. DCA is an awesome airport, with short security lines, and good food options (although seating is limited). We’re fans of Jet Blue, because they have lots of leg space. Jess used miles for her ticket. We decided that since the flight was over dinner time, we would order ALL the snack boxes. Why? Because we got a 50% discount with our JetBlue credit card. They were all pretty tasty, actually. The service was slow, particularly our drinks. But at least they provide pretty good in flight snacks and entertainment.  

The hotel for the night was the Hilton Salt Lak City Center. Conveniently located about 15 minutes from the airport and directly in the heart of town, the hotel had nice common areas and fast and efficient service. We got an automatic upgrade to a ridiculously large bedroom with separate living room, which was kind of pointless given the short stay. The executive lounge had a nice view, but the food and beverage options for breakfast were just okay. The hotel was surprisingly expensive at $305 before tax for the night, but we had a $100 off certificate that we’d gotten in Vegas for going to the timeshare presentation. Saaaa-wheat!

Day 1:

We got a leisurely start before a 300 mile road trip from Salt Lake City to just outside West Yellowstone. We woke up, visited Squatter’s Pub and Brewery, which was a convenient one block walk from our hotel and had delicious local beers that we consumed at 11am. Because vacation! We then ventured approximately a mile from our hotel to Temple Square, the home of the Mormon church. The Temple is impressive, and the grounds are beautifully manicured. I do wish they’d allow you inside the Temple to see the grandiose interior. Since they don’t, we had to settle for a diorama.

We hit the road around 1pm. We stopped to buy beer and wine, and grabbed sandwiches at Great Harvest Bread Co. on the outskirts of the city. The sandwiches were outstanding! I’d definitely go again.

We drove for just under 200 miles before stopping at a real gem – The Idaho Potato Museum – in Blackfoot Idaho. For $4 per adult, you can see the world’s largest potato crisp, a potato(e?!) signed by Dan Quayle, and learn all sorts of great facts that relate to potatoes. Jess’ favorite: the original Mr. Potato Head toy was just appendages and accessories that you put on REAL potatoes. They only started producing the body when parents complained about rotten potatoes around the house. Devin’s favorite: Idaho does not produce potatoes all over. In fact, almost 50% of Idaho potatoes are grown in the bottom southeast corner of the state, and no potatoes are grown in the Northern portion (the entire handle). Blackfoot, you will be surprised to learn, is in this fertile potato region!

Leaving the potato museum was sad, but we continued on to the next exciting stop 30 miles away: WALMART! Woooo! Just kidding. It was a normal Walmart, but we needed to buy some snacks and supplies. Water, chips, nuts, peanut butter, a wine opener, ice, cups. You know, the important stuff. Jess had cleverly brought a collapsible cooler in her carry on, but the group added a Styrofoam cooler for a whopping $2.50, as well. More on the Styrofoam cooler on eclipse day!

Back on the road, the group put another 100 miles down and the flat Idaho landscape turned into forests and mountains. We crossed into the state of Montana, and just a few miles later we arrived at our second night hotel: Yellowstone Under Canvas. Glamping! And it did not disappoint. Thanks to the combination of peak season/eclipse travel, one night cost a painful $434 before tax (for comparison, you could snag a tent with one day’s booking notice exactly a week later – so still a Friday night in peak season – for $194). The resort did give us an auto-upgrade a few weeks out because they apparently overbooked the type of room we had picked.

Cost aside, we absolutely will use this company again in this and other locations. The check-in tent had sitting areas, a fireplace, and all-day provided fresh coffee, tea, and hot chocolate. The outdoor common area featured fireplaces, tables, camp games (cornhole, horseshoes, and a volleyball court), and bathrooms with showers for tents that didn’t include bathroom facilities. Our tent was super cute, with a cozy bed, a siting area with chairs and a sofa-bed, and a cool wood pellet stove (other rooms have wood burning fireplaces). We didn’t even get to take advantage of the freestanding bathtub or shower, but the room had a flush toilet and full bathroom, and the water warmed quickly. Our tent also had a separate tepee with cots and sleeping bags, so this would be a really cool place for a big family to stay. Apparently a week or two before, there had been a moose right next to our tent! But, alas, we didn’t see him while there. 

In addition to the campground (glampground?), the area has a lodge and a restaurant. We walked over to the restaurant – Bar N Ranch – without many expectations, but it turned out to be pretty tasty. The log cabin décor featured a variety of taxidermied animals, as you should expect of a western restaurant. If you don’t, it’s because you haven’t been to enough rustic western restaurants. They had a decent beer, wine, and cocktail list with fairly reasonable prices (at least compared to DC). The food was expensive, but excellent quality. Jessica had espresso encrusted elk, Devin had a 12 oz. ribeye, and Zana shared a buffalo tenderloin. Everyone tried everything, and the clear least favorite was the elk. The espresso overpowered the natural flavor of the meat. But all items were well-prepared, and considering the location it definitely deserved 4 or 5 stars. We caught a golf cart back to our tent, as it was now very dark. Spoiler: there are no street lights at this glamping resort!  

We made great use of the tepee after dinner by dragging the cots and sleeping bags out into the open, cuddling into them, and looking at the amazing dark sky stars. The Milky Way was stunning, and you could see lots of shooting stars!

After three states, more than 300 miles, and thousands of stars, it was time for sleep.

Day 2:

The stove gradually ran out of fuel in the middle of the night, and the cabin settled to a pleasant temperature that is perfect for snuggling under the covers (well, for Devin and Jess – not so much for Zana, who prefer a warmer environment) Jess was up at dawn. Literally, 15 minutes before sunrise, which was at 6:30. She walked the short 30 yards to the river to watch the sunrise with a cup of coffee from the reception tent. Dana was up not too much later. The pellet stove required an employee to light it, so Jess and Dana went to reception to get someone. They also indulged in coffee around the inside fire, and had a very pleasant chat with another camper. By 8am, the boys were up and moving, and we repacked for another day on the road.

As the group drove to the first stop, breakfast, a moose crossed the road directly in front of them just after leaving camp! A moose! Pretty great way to start the road trip. The first stop out of the park was for breakfast at Ernie’s in West Yellowstone. We grabbed some breakfast burritos and sandwiches, which were a good option for eating while driving. And then we were finally in Yellowstone! The real deal!

Zach is a veteran, so we got in for free, which was pretty cool. Normally, it’s $25 per car per day, or you can buy a year pass for $50. We entered from the West Gate, and turned right on the Grand Loop. Yellowstone has a single two lane road running in an oval, with parking and trails running off it, and a road across the middle of the Grand Loop as a shortcut. Our first day in the park was dedicated to the Southern half of the Grand Loop. We had planned stops at the Lower or Midway Geyser basin, Old Faithful, West Thumb Geyser Basin, and the Yellowstone Lake (and the Lake Hotel).   

Without delving into every minute of the incredible beauty that is Yellowstone, it’s worth noting that we missed one of the must see items on the southern part of the Grand Loop, which is the Grand Prismatic pool at the Midway Geyser basin. However we stopped at all sorts of neat geysers and paint pots, and got to watch stupid tourists touch the hot and chemically dangerous water. Super!

In addition to a gorgeous drive, and some early and easy buffalo sightings, Devin’s favorite stop was the art store near Old Faithful. The photography of Yellowstone featured in the shop is just surreally beautiful. Jessica’s favorite stop was the Yellowstone Lake Hotel. She can’t wait to go back and stay there, and enjoy a glass of bubbly while reading a book in the sun in the large portrait windows overlooking the lake. We definitely want to come back and stay at the Old Faithful Inn, which is just a super cool lodge overlooking Yellowstone’s most famous attraction!

After a morning of adventuring, we grabbed lunch at the Yellowstone Lake Hotel’s deli. There’s also a restaurant, which was closed by the time we got there, a general grocery with a little restaurant, and the Lake Lodge restaurant. But the deli was pretty delicious, with ridiculously large sandwiches! Devin’s only complaint is that they were out of bison chili. Wah waaaaaah!

From lunch, we headed to our hotel, which was 2 miles outside of the East gate. The road wound along the edge of the lake, through scenic marshlands, and steep mountain cliffs. We saw a buffalo right near the road, and stopped to snap some pictures as he wandered off the road through a flowery meadow. The drive to the gate was about 45 minutes.

Our third hotel, for two nights, was a cabin at Pahaska Tepee. It was not nearly as luxurious as our glamping stay. The location actually has a national historic registered site, because it contains the original hunting lodge of William “Buffalo Bill” Cody. While a bit dated, the cabin was cozy. Each of the two double beds took up almost exactly 1/4th of the space in the room, and there wasn’t much else other than a small bathroom. Everyone at this rural little location was very friendly. The room was $200 per night, and there was no vacancy. Just another solar eclipse effect.

We had dinner at the restaurant on the property. It’s nothing to write about, but there’s literally nothing else in the area. The service was friendly, and the bar offerings were fine. But don’t expect a gourmet experience!  

After drinking on the patio on a beautiful Wyoming evening (State 4 of our trip!), we headed to bed.

Day 3:

Our Sunday drive was dedicated to the Northern portion of the Grand Loop. We got a later than desired start, and didn’t get into the park until around 10am. The Northern Loop is much longer, and involved about 5 hours of planned driving through six highlight stops. Those were: Hayden Valley; Tower Falls; Lamar Valley; Mammoth Hot Springs; Norris Geyser; then back across the center shortcut of the loop to the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone.

It didn’t take long for us to run into a buffalo. He was literally cruising down the road. And from there it only got more amazing. Hayden and Lamar valleys are glorious open spaces full of exciting game – large buffalo herds, pronghorn, and elk. We’d also heard rumors of predators in the Valleys, but didn’t see any ourselves. One of Jess’ favorite features of the day was the Dragon’s Breathe cauldron in Hayden Valley, which rhythmically breathed the smoky growling steam of an angry beast. Devin’s favorite feature was the last stop – the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone, with its massive green waterfall and colorful formations highlighted by the golden hour light (aka dusk).

It’s worth noting that the drive was, in many portions, breathtakingly beautiful. We were all impressed with the variety of rock formations and terrain – it was a constantly changing, challenging, engaging environment.    

For lunch we stopped at the Canyon Village. While there’s a big grocery/souvenir store (complete with local beer options!), and lots of other restaurant options from fine dining to grab and go cafeteria food, we grabbed a seat at the adorably touristy old-timey diner.  It has counter-top service and bar stools. Look – don’t expect park food to knock your socks off. But the food was fine. Edible. We had the elk burgers. They were fine. Not mind blowing. But they were big and filling and fueled the day’s explorations. Don’t get the salad!  

After making our way completely around the loop we’d planned, and stopping for sunset at the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone, we headed to the Lake Lodge for dinner. We had to drive back through the Hayden Valley to get there, and on the way got caught up in some horrendous non-moving traffic. The reason? A buffalo jam! A herd of buffalo was working its way across the highway, stopping and standing in between cars, walking on the road, and generally doing whatever the heck they wanted because they’re massive. Lots of big guys and some adorable little red dawgs (buffalo babies). There was actually a ranger driving back and forth herding the buffalo off the road with his truck. But they just kept coming! Eventually there were enough breaks that we could get through to the other side of the herd after an hour plus of sitting. But it was a pretty cool experience.

Once we got to the Lake Hotel it was around 8pm. The wait to get into the Dining Room was 45 minutes. Which was good, because we all had some errands to run. We needed supplies (i.e., coffee!) for our break of dawn driving, Zach had to submit a paper online, and Devin needed to…wait at the bar and have a beer? Jess and Dana went to the grocery store next door. Zach walked to the Lake Lodge (different from the Lake Hotel), where high speed wifi was available for a price. Just as Zach got back, our table was ready! The setting was beautiful, and the menu looked promising. The food and drink list were okay, but overpriced. Jess ordered lamb, and while it was tasty, it was definitely under-cooked and had to be sent back to the grill. Dana ordered the salmon, which was pretty good. Devin ordered a bison steak, which was fine. Again, don’t have crazy high expectations for the quality of park food.  

The end result of the cascading delays of the day was that we drove the steep and windy road to the East Gate in the deep dark of night. Lucky for us, a playful fox was chasing bugs on the road in our headlights! (No foxes were harmed in the making of this blog entry, and our adorable foxy friend survived the night, because we didn’t see any remains in our early morning drive on the same road).

We had our second night at our little Pahaska Tepee cabin. Since we arrived home so late, and had to get up SO early, we crashed hard.

Day 4:

Eclipse day! There will be a separate entry for the actual eclipse experience, so this is just going to cover the logistics.

Jess had gotten some good tips in the weeks leading up to the eclipse. The two most important: (1) Expect traffic; (2) Have a specific location in totality planned, and have a backup plan (in case of overcrowding, inclement weather, etc.). Jess had mapped totality, and picked out a few locations between the Snake River and the Vert Grose river. Totality was going to pass directly over the Jackson airport (above the Hertz car rental location). Just past the Jackson airport, there was a road that ran along the Vert Grose river, and that was where Jess thought they should go. From the hotel, it was 120 miles, but she anticipated it would take at least 2.5 hours, if not 3 or 4 if traffic was bad. The eclipse started at 10:18am, with totality just after 11:30.

We got up at the crack of dawn to hit the road. Literally before dawn. We left our hotel and hit the East Gate by 5:24. We needed to get around the lake, past the Lake Hotel, and past the West Thumb basin onto the main road before 6:32am – the time of sunrise. Jess figured if we didn’t, we would be stuck in massive traffic because there is exactly one road out of Yellowstone through the South Gate to Jackson. And eveeeeryone was going to be on it. We accomplished our timing goal, and while we were in a steady stream of traffic through the South Gate until the Grand Tetons, the traffic moved at a constant pace around the speed limit of 45 mph. Which wasn’t terrible.

Driving in the growing light, we saw a few deer on the side of the road, and a PORCUPINE!!!! He was just walking on the road. Jess was thrilled. She loooves porcupines.

The drive is humbling and stunning. The Tetons in the sunrise are absolutely beautiful – the picturesque and quintessential Western landscape. As we got into the last 60 miles of our drive, all of the turnouts were near full, with rangers stationed to cut off the areas once they were full. We started to get nervous.

We reached the outskirts of Jackson around 8am. As we neared, the traffic leaving town was growing. We reached the airport, and could see that the road we planned to park on already had lots of cars and rangers controlling the flow of traffic. But we needed to grab some food and use the restroom before getting ready to sit for a few hours. We drove another 5 miles to the nearest gas station, seeing more turnouts that we could use if our little road was closed when we returned, although these places wouldn't be perfect and wouldn't be directly in the center-line of totality. But they would have sufficed!

We got back to the little road around 8:15, and found that it was still open! Victory! We drove about two miles down the road, and parked with about 2 hours to spare before our eclipse experience!

Fast forward to trip post-eclipse (see our other entry on the eclipse)!

It took us about an hour and a half to get from the eclipse location to our hotel in Jackson. We arrived just in time for afternoon check in. We stayed at the Miller Park Lodge. We were extremely lucky to get this hotel just a few weeks before the eclipse, although it was a steep $400 for the night. But it was walking distance to all the adorable things Jackson, WY has to offer, so it was perfect!

We headed over to Made, which is a local gem selling all sorts of neat Jackson souvenirs and crafts. It’s definitely worth a stop if you want to buy things for family and friends. Devin and Jess grabbed a quick pick-me-up at Jackson Hole Roasters, after the early morning, mostly because Cowboy Coffee was overflowing with people! We wandered through some of the stores, and stopped in for a snack and happy hour drinks at Town Square Tavern. The outdoor seating offered great people watching above the town square, with lovely mountain views, although the food, drinks, and service all left something to be desired. From happy hour, we headed to dinner at The Gun Barrel Steak and Game House. The western décor of taxidermied animals perfectly complimented the meat-heavy menu. Seriously, vegetarians, skip this place!  

After dinner, the weather was just too inviting not to wander the town a little. We popped into a few more shops, and admired some of the stunning local art and photography for sale. Jackson is a great little town, and definitely worth more time on another visit.

Day 5:

We needed to be back in Salt Lake City in time for Zana’s 5:30 pm flight. With a drive that was set to take slightly more than 5 hours without stops, we needed to hit the road before noon, or we’d be cutting it close.

Before leaving Jackson, we headed to the restaurant at the Amangani hotel for breakfast with a view. This hotel is absolutely stunning in every way, and we were all struck with tremendous jealousy that we hadn’t been able to stay at the Amangani. The hotel overlooks a beautiful valley that featured a herd of grazing cattle, with a glorious background of the Grand Tetons. The interior of the hotel was like a spa, with soothing music and aromatherapy. The balcony of the hotel overlooked the infinity pool, which shared the same gorgeous valley views. The breakfast was delicious, with reasonable and not overly filling portions. When we come back to Jackson, we’re definitely going to try to stay here! 

After wandering the grounds of the Amangani, we hit the road. The mountains and green valleys of Jackson settled into long, flat, empty miles of sage-brush filled drive. The western landscape is beautiful in its own way, and if you haven’t experience a drive on those open roads, it’s definitely something you should do. As we passed from Wyoming into Utah, it became clear that we were racing a monsoon into Salt Lake City. Black clouds and lightning covered the horizon. Western monsoons are one of Jess’ favorite features of summer in the Rockies.

Devin and Jess dropped Zana at the SLC airport with almost exactly an hour before their flight. Perfect timing!

Since their flight wasn’t until after 10pm, Devin and Jess decided to do just a little more adventuring in Salt Lake City. The first stop was Uinta, to sample a few more local beers. The brewery is less than a 15 minute drive from the airport, and would have been a really great place to spend a few hours with friends on a nice day. The food wasn’t exactly impressive, but there was a nice range of unique beers to choose from.

From the brewery, we headed into the city to explore the Utah State Capitol Complex. To our pleasant surprise, there was free parking around the Capitol! The landscaping and art around the Capitol is a cool mix of western elements with more traditional style construction. We would have spent longer exploring, but the storm that had been chasing us was finally catching up, and it started to rain just as we walked around the last side of the building. We snapped a few artistic shots, then dodged the rain drops on our way back to the car.

We once again drove away from the storm, and decided to make just one final stop before the airport. The stop you have to make when you visit Salt Lake City: The Salt Lake State Park. We caught the lake at sunset, with a cloudy sky overhead and lightning on the horizon. It was warm, and windy, and beautiful. But a bit buggy as we stood above the shores. We only spent about ten minutes at the lake, near the marina, before jumping in the car to get out of the weather.

We drove the ten minutes back from the lake to the airport. Salt Lake City is so easy and accessible! We dropped the rental car; the lot was a short walk to the terminal (no shuttle required). We flew through the short security line, and parked at the Vino Volo to have snacks and drinks and burn a bit of time before our red eye flight home.

We had upgraded to more space seats on Jet Blue, so at least we could stretch out and try to get a few zzz’s. They didn’t come easily. We landed on time at around 5:15am, and waited for our next flight at 6:30am. The Orlando airport is a sleepy place in the wee hours of the morning, and anything that is open (Starbucks) has a long line. Our flight to DCA was on time, and we both fell asleep immediately on the short hop back to DC. We landed, booked it to a cab, and we were home within 10 minutes! A quick shower, and then we both went to work at our normal time, as if there was nothing different about this Wednesday than any other!  

 

Vegas in August!

This August is just a total whirlwind of travel.  We’ll cover the basics of our trips, and give greater detail on the big trip of the month: Yellowstone for the Solar Eclipse!   

First up, a three day adventure in Vegas.  We’re not going to delve into this trip, because Vegas is Vegas.  Pretty much everyone has been, and it’s super easy to get cheap deals for Vegas. We will list the major items from this trip:

Airline: Southwest (Non-stop from BWI to Las Vegas on one of their new planes – nice!)

Hotel: Elara (Hilton Grand Vacations Hotel, same place we stayed for our wedding, and a very nice option located in the middle of everything). WHOA! Our room this time was waaaay better than last time! Gorgeous spacious living room with a projector and television, full kitchen, large and comfortably equipped bedroom and bathroom with a fab-you-luss whirlpool Jacuzzi tub! Yaaaaaaas.  And considering we paid a whopping $199 total for three nights (because we had to attend a timeshare presentation), we scored big time.

Spa Day: We opted for the Aria’s spa.  We indulged in a couples’ aromatherapy massage ($240 per person after tip), which allowed us have to all-day access to the spa facilities on a weekend day (Aria guests can buy a day pass every day, but non-guests have to get a treatment to get a day pass for weekend days).  The massage was delicious, but the rest of the facilities really made it worth the price.  And the price was pretty standard for Vegas Strip Resort Spa options.  The infinity pool over the Liquid Lounge (Aria’s pool complex) was the perfect place to relax in the shade – necessary for delicate flower Jess, who doesn’t like pools in the sun.  The coed facilities (pool, Japanese hot stone beds – ah maze ing!, salt rooms, lounge with snacks and refreshments) were lovely.  And the single gender spaces included three Jacuzzi tubs (various temperatures), red cedar sauna, steam room, showers, and lounge with television and snacks/refreshments were very spacious and comfortable.  With two or three couples, this would make a really amazing all day hang out.   

Our only wish was that they’d allow food and alcohol service in the spa.  If they did, we’d never have left!  Also, if you want to pony up the cash (2 treatment per person minimum, plus $75 per hour with a three hour minimum), you can get a spa suite, where food and beverage service is possible.  It’s something we’ll consider for our next trip.      

Meals: We didn’t go crazy on this trip.

Brunch at Hex: Paris Hotel.  Huge Portions (which is why it’s expensive). Pretty darn tasty.

Lunch at a Mexican restaurant in North Vegas: too far off the beaten path for a tourist to visit.

Lunch at Pink’s Famous Hot Dogs: Planet Hollywood.  An LA tradition. Horribly slow. Totally worth the wait, particularly if you love hot dogs and chili dogs. 

Dinner at Gordon Ramsay Steak: Paris Hotel.  Very tasty, and a weirdly sexy atmosphere.  It’s not a fine dining establishment per Vegas’ standards, but the food was excellent, albeit expensive.

In-N-Out: Yes. Yesyesyes. There’s now a location on the Strip, but we went to the good old location on the far side of the 15 Freeway and Tropicana.  Be prepared for a line no matter what time of day.  And, yes, it’s totally worth it.

Tourist Activities:

Circus 1903:  Super cute, but only in Vegas for a limited time.  The crazy human tricks are not nearly as crazy as Cirque (except the Contortionist, who was ridiculously awesome), but the story and theme are charming, and it was a very pleasant way to pass two hours.   

The National Atomic Testing Museum: This was a great little museum, full of information about something that turned out to be far too relevant in August 2017.  Thanks, Trump.  $22 for adults.  Make sure you don’t skip the video room portion, which really brought atomic testing to life! 

New York State of Mind

Sometimes East Coast travel is a debate between awful options, and traveling to NYC from DC is pretty much always a struggle to decide which way is going to be the least miserable and/or expensive.  You can fly (45 minutes in air, but travel to/from the airport/security end up making it take about 3 hours total, plus it’s expensive), train (can get extremely pricey, but usually pretty reliably 3 to 3.5 hours), or drive (cheaper, but ???? hours, and parking in the city gets pricey). 

Let me confirm right off the bat: this was both extremely expensive AND probably maximum miserable. With little reward. Epic fail.

We opted to drive to Devin’s parents’ house just outside Philly, then take the train from Philly to NYC.  This would allow us to leave the pupperkins with Devin’s parents, and come back to celebrate Devin’s birthday with his family on Sunday.  So many birds with one planning stone!  Jess was thinking that would be a good way to balance car time (thinking we’d leave early enough to miss traffic) and cost (plane and train tickets get pricey, as does dog sitting).  Nope! Not even close.  We did leave early, at noon, but it was pouring rain and the traffic was terrrrrible.  It took us four hours to go about 140 miles. 

The cascading effect of the terrible traffic meant that we were going to miss the train Jess had booked.  So, we called Amtrak to switch our tickets to a later train.  Amtrak has an absolutely terrible automated system.  Don’t even bother.  Because if you do, you’ll waste about 10 minutes of your time, and miss out on the cheaper tickets when the line conveniently disconnects just after you’ve “confirmed” but before you get a live human being.  Which means you’ll be forced to pay an additional $58 to upgrade to “business” class, which on the Regional means LITERALLY NOTHING.  Seriously. They’re the same damn seats. And it wasn’t like the coach class seats were cheap in the first place.  A whopping $112 per person, one way.  For an hour and 20 minute ride.  Ridiculous. 

For the return, we used a combination of points and dollars.  Devin’s ticket was $73, and Jessica had enough points to book her return trip for free.  Amtrak points are pretty easy to earn, and very very easy to redeem.  Jess earned enough with two round trip train rides from DC to Philly, and some portal shopping.  But you can easily score 20k points if you sign up for the Amtrak co-brand credit card, which is definitely worth it if you take the train frequently.   

But, travel woes aside, New York City is an amazing place to visit.  And Dean and Matt are the hosts with the most!

In all of Jess’ many visits, the only eatery she’s visited more than once is Rice to Riches (Smackery’s this trip was also a repeat).  Otherwise, Dean spoils her with new exciting places every single visit.  And this visit was no exception.  Here’s where we ate:

Turntable: Koreatown Korean fried chicken and cocktails.  Have you had Korean fried chicken? If your answer is no, you’re totally missing out on a delicious wonderful trend.  Turntable was also a super fun environment, and was located just off Time’s Square, so a convenient short walk from our hotel.   

Infirmary: Upper East side Southern-inspired brunch.  The food was hit or miss, but we all really enjoyed the boudin ball starter.  The service was also extremely inattentive.  But the cocktails were definitely fantastic.  Not sure we’d go back for food, given the plethora of wowowow brunch options to choose from and the heads up from our gracious host that the service is slow for all meals.  Perhaps just hit the bar for happy hour and then go elsewhere for dining?  

Empellon: Midtown super sophisticated and unique Mexican cuisine. It’s really only Mexican in concept, and that concept includes Nachos (but with sea urchin instead of cheese, and crab), tacos (stuffed with all sorts of interesting ingredients – we had octopus with peanut butter and lamb sweetbreads and barbacoa), and the most mind blowingly delicious crisp pork belly.  We’ve ordered crispy pork belly in maaaany restaurants, but this was definitely one of the best prepared we’ve had.  If you consider yourself a food adventurer, then this is the perfect restaurant for you! The cocktails were also interesting and unique approaches to the traditional margarita concept (e.g., saffron).    

Smackery’s: Midtown – just outside the theater district, which means this is a great place to grab a post-show dessert.  The cookies are large, a wonderful soft but crispy combination, with great flavor.  Even the basic funfetti cookies had a nice balance of sweet and salty that made them interesting.  The maple bacon are a hit, and if you’re up for it you can get a fresh made ice cream sandwich with the ice cream and cookies of your choosing. 

Kaia: Upper East side South African brunch. Delicious, inexpensive, but the service was questionable. Not enough to make us not go back, though.  

New York City is obviously also not lacking on awesome things to do, whether you’re a local or a tourist.  On this trip, we indulged in the following funtimes activities:

Karaoke: Koreatown has the best karaoke, but the particular joint we went to was Gagopa Karaoke. Bring a small group, get your own private room, and go for it! Definitely reserve in advance, so you’re guarantee an appropriately sized room.  According to the locals, all of the karaoke places have the same book of songs, which is good because Devin and Jess have visited some places where the song list suuuuucks.  What do you mean you don’t have Ice Ice Baby?!?!?!

New York Botanical Gardens: $28 per person.  They were running a fantastic Chihuly exhibit (blown glass artist), where the art was located throughout the garden in unique and meaningful displays.  Jessica has seen numerous Chihuly exhibits, and they never disappoint.  It was Devin’s first time, and he loved it.  The gardens themselves are beautiful, serene, and it will blow your mind that you’re still in the middle of Manhattan.  We highly recommend them for a beautiful summer afternoon.

The High Line: On a sunny and temperate New York City day, the High Line is the place to be.  The city converted old train tracks into an above ground pedestrian path and urban park.  It’s beautifully designed, and a great place to stroll along and admire the plants, sculpture, and architecture of the city. Plus it leads right past the Chelsea market!

Chelsea Market: One of Jess’ favorite places in the city, the market is a foodie’s dream destination.  All sorts of great shops, restaurants, and specialty stores to get everything from coffee to delicious banh mi sandwiches, spices to gourmet olive oils (one of our favorite stops!).  You can grab a beer from one of the vendors and stroll around taking in the sights and smells of everything, and stock up on local gems that make great gifts and souvenirs.  Come hungry, because you’re going to want to eat all the things!  

For this trip we stayed at Tryp Times Square by Wyndham, on 35th and 8th.  Jess had purchased two sets of 15k points packages for $175 each back in April.  New York City is always a place where you can get great value out of your hotel points.  If she’d used dollars to book the two nights, it would have cost about $700, so purchasing the points and using them saved $350.  The hotel had a great location about two blocks from Penn Station in the direction of Midtown, and the room was a pleasantly appointed and very clean closet – which honestly is the norm for most NYC hotels, where space is at a premium.  We’d definitely consider staying at this location again.   

Maui Trip:

When: June 8 to 11, 2017 in Maui, followed by two days in Los Angeles.

Why: Jonathan and Charlotte’s beautiful wedding at the Olowalu Plantation.  It was a perfect setting for an island wedding, with an incredibly touching ceremony.  It was worth all of the effort to get ourselves to Maui to share the day with them, and to make some great new friends in the process!   

The Experience: Maui was beautiful, but just about nothing worked the way we had planned for this trip.  The weather was very hot and humid for most of our visit.  The short story is that we spun our wheels in a variety of ways, spent far more money than was required, and had nothing work the way we had thought it would.  And yet we still had a fabulous time, ate some delicious food, tried a crazy number of local brews, and swam with turtles! But we feel like we didn’t see everything Maui had to offer, so it will require a return visit at some time.

The details:

Flights: Ugh.  What a mess.  There’s just no cheap and efficient way to get to Maui from the east coast.  But we did this totally wrong.  Jess waited too long to book the flights (within a month).  She ended up breaking up the legs, and booking the return flights first.  She used Southwest points and dollars to get back from Los Angeles, Hawaiian miles to get from Maui to the Big Island to LAX, and a ridiculous $463 per person, one-way, on American Airlines to get from BWI to OGG.  For the record, the cheapest BWI to Hawaii flights clock in around $550-600 round-trip.  

Once we flew, all we can say is effffffff old American Airlines planes.  We will be more careful in checking the plane we’re on in the future, because the flight from DFW to OGG was seriously on an ancient tub.  Gross. They didn’t even have enough good beer and champagne to make it through the entire flight, and they up-charged every damn seat if you wanted to select your seat in advance.  We didn’t, and so we were in the back of the tub. 

After the American Adventure, and having smashed ourselves into Hawaiian Airlines economy seats in October 2016, when Hawaiian announced that we could upgrade for $80 per person to economy-plus for our return flight, we jumped at the chance.  Since we’d only used about $20 in cash (plus the 17,500 points per person) to go from OGG to KOA to LAX (with a 4 hour layover, which allowed us to head to the Kona Brewing Company for delicious beer and food!), the additional cost was well worth the comfort of stretching out our legs and getting free basic entertainment.  Hawaiian Airlines to or from the mainland can be summarized as follows: tiny economy seats, terrible in-flight entertainment (economy gets nothing for free, and the consoles are old and unresponsive), and pretty tasty food plus free wine with dinner. 

Southwest is a perfectly known product almost every time.  So, the flight from LAX to BWI was unremarkable.  Funny and kind airline staff, acceptably comfortable seats considering the duration.  While they offer snacks, there’s no meal service, which was inconvenient for the long flight (it had a stop-over in Salt Lake, making the long flight even longer).  But the super nice staff didn’t charge us for our drinks, which was a nice perk. Reminder for anyone flying out of LAX: plan flights that avoid the rush hour traffic on the freeways around the airport, so that you don’t have a bad surprise that makes you miss your flight.    

Hotel:  Another hack job because of the delay in planning.  Maui hotels, much like the flights, are all expensive.  And in June, there were only a few places that were less than $300 per night.  Wowza! We decided to use Devin’s Citi free weekend night certificate at the Grand Wailea (Hilton), plus a stupidly large number of points for the second night. 170k, to be exact.  However, even this wasn’t free from difficulty. We called the Honors line to book, and the first person told Devin it wasn’t possible to use his Citi weekend night at the Grand Wailea.  False.  So, I called and the first person I spoke to ALSO told me it wasn’t possible.  I asked to speak to a supervisor, and while she balked she did eventually transfer me.  And, lo and behold, the supervisor *could* book the nights for me.  Magic! Well, the magic that comes from being on the phone with customer service for like 45 minutes.  

So, that was the first two nights of hotels.  The third night, we wanted to be closer to the wedding location, which was a long coastal drive between the two major resort areas.  We found a little B&B that was a mere 3 miles from the wedding venue.  Normally they require a three night stay, but they had a room available for the night of the wedding, and so two weeks before the trip Jess called to see if they’d waive their three night requirement.  And they did! Hooray! It still cost an ouch-worthy $349 plus tax, but it was the best case scenario, all things considered.  And since that was our only out of pocket hotel cost for Maui, that wasn’t so bad.

But, as nothing on this trip could go smoothly, the hotel story doesn’t end there.  The Grand Wailea had stunning common spaces, and nice rooms, although the rooms were a little dated.  There were plentiful bars, and we particularly enjoyed the grotto bar tucked underneath the waterfalls in the pool area, although the pool bars didn’t open until far later than seemed appropriate for tropical vacation paradise.  Upon check-out from the Grand Wailea, we discovered that somehow they had not properly used the Citi rewards night.  They charged our card a whopping $585 for the night that was supposed to be covered by the Citi certificate.  We noticed the charge, and discussed the matter with the hotel staff, who informed us that we needed to speak with the Honors staff. Again. Sigh. 

A week after the trip, Jess called the Honors line.  The first person spent more than 20 minutes saying (1) that it was the hotel’s fault and she needed to call them, (2) that even though it was a booking error, there was nothing she could do.  Jess asked to speak to a supervisor who, after reviewing the situation, immediately issued a refund for the entire $585.  Which was a great outcome, although the entire process was inconvenient, and took another 45 minutes on the phone.

The Ho’lio House (http://www.hooilohouse.com/) was extremely beautiful, quiet, and would have made a lovely relaxing stay if we met the three day minimum.  It’s near the most touristy part of the island where you can find great restaurants and activities, and less than a 30 minute (beautiful coastal) drive from the airport.  If you’re a fan of B&Bs, then this would be a great spot to spend a few days.

Activities: Given the short duration of the trip (3 days, with serious jet lag!), we couldn’t undertake some of the activities normally recommended for Maui like driving/staying on the Road to Hana, and hiking in the national parks (make sure you book a reservation if you’re going to hike!).  In order to see all that the island had to offer, we decided to book a helicopter flight. We opted for the full island tour offered by Blue Hawaiian (http://www.bluehawaiian.com/) at a pricey $280 per person.  We also splurged, in unusual fashion (because Jess is a super cheap bastard when it comes to rental cars), on a convertible mustang to drive around.  We rented from Discount Hawaii Car Rental (https://www.discounthawaiicarrental.com), which is a discount Hawaiian based rental group, so the price of the convertible wasn’t much more than the cost of a regular economy vehicle.  The groom had invited us to go sailing one afternoon, so we planned around that known activity. 

But, because nothing went according to plan, the sailing didn’t involve snorkeling, which was super important to Jess.  In order to try to remedy that, Devin booked a snorkeling tour (he assumed it involved a boat, but NOPE! It was kayaking!).  Which ended up conflicting with the helicopter tour once the time was known, and we ended up cancelling the helicopter tour.  But the snorkeling was truly fantastic, and we did get up close and personal  

Food: The highlights of our brief trip were locally sourced dinner at the Grand Wailea’s Humuhumunukunukuapuaa (www.grandwailea.com/experience/dine/humuhumunukunukuapuaa, where we had locally sourced steak and ridiculously fresh Mahi Mahi.  While pricey, this meal was delicious and reflected lots of local and traditional components that made it very worthwhile.  We also had a surprisingly fantastic lunch at Honu Seafood and Pizza (https://www.honumaui.com/), followed by dole whip! DOLE WHIP! It’s the best. We of course stopped at the Maui Brewing Company (http://mauibrewingco.com/) for beer tasting and a snack from the food truck of the day (that day it was Big Beach BBQ).  And while briefly on the Big Island, we grabbed a cab to Kona Brewing Company (http://konabrewingco.com/) for lunch and beer tasting, where we had a great Hawaiian pizza (because of course we did) and sampled many of their beers including some you cannot get outside of Hawaii.

Lessons Learned: Sometimes the best plans go completely off the rails, and you just have to deal with it.  For this trip, pretty much everything that we pre-planned went off the rails.  I don’t think we’ve ever had a trip where so many plans fell apart.  One of us (Devin) rolls with these events much better than the other, and so Jess burned valuable vacation time being upset over each thing that didn’t go as planned. 

Final Tally:

Dollars:

Flights

·         American Airlines: $463 per person

·         Southwest: $173 (Devin) + $20.60 (Jessica - $5.60 for using miles and $15 for early bird check-in)

Hotels

·               Grand Wailea: $0…$585…$0! Yay!

·               Ho’lio House: $395 ($349+tax)

Misc

·               Rental Car: $240

·               Taxis to and from Kona Brewing Company: Approx. $75

·               Kayaking and snorkeling with guide: $99 per person

Miles: 17,500 per person for the Hawaiian flight; 10,327 Southwest miles for Jess’ ticket

Hotel Points: 170,000 Hilton Points. Our initial response was uggggggghhhhhhh, but when we got refunded the $585, they also didn’t take our Citi certificate reward. So splitting the 170,000 between two nights is only 85,000 points per night, which is slightly cheaper than the normal 90,000 points per night.